Miscellaneous Miscellanies, Fantastic Funnies, Nonsensical Notations
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Answer: All the people on the boat are married.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h. Yep, there flies COVID across the room.
What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs
All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job in case their pants split.
What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
The only food that does not spoil: honey. Is that right Walter Els?
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
More than 8,100 US troops are still listed as missing in action from the Korean War
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Do you know why Summer Witthaus always has a smile on her face?
Answer: The kids at Little Bearcats
Whose arm is seen on the front page handing out a check?